1. Just because your puppy spent fifteen minutes in the front yard sniffing around, successfully went potty, received copious praise and gobbled up her favorite chicken flavored treat DOES NOT INSURE that she WON'T come inside and immediately squat on the carpet!
2. If you think your puppy might hang out in the bathtub and happily chew on a doggie toy while you take a shower instead of freaking out, jumping up the side and sliding back down into the tub OVER and OVER and OVER while loudly whining .... you are probably wrong.
3. If you decide instead, that you'll just remove anything chewable from the floor, close the bathroom door and leave the shower door open slightly so your puppy knows you are still there....be prepared to finish your shower holding a wet puppy in one hand while attempting to shampoo, rinse and repeat with the other!
4. Taking a shower with your puppy is exhausting! You will both need a nap afterward!
5. If you are desperate to buy food and about half a dozen baby gates, you can take a sleeping puppy to WalMart in a tote bag and no one will ever know!